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BathroomCoffee
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Posted on 11-16-07 3:44
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WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN .
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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BathroomCoffee
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Posted on 11-16-07 3:51
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> >The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father,
> >'Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised,
> >answers, 'Well Son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,
> >a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties,
> >they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
> >like onions.'
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> >'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'
> >
> >This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom,
> >how many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and
> >answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his
> >Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties,
> >it's
> >like a bi rch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a
> >Christmas tree.'
> >
> >'A Christmas tree??'
> >>
> >'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'
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mai_chori_sudari
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Posted on 11-16-07 3:53
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yesto pani funny huncha ra? baathroom ma gayera kunni ke jaati gardai coffee piuda ni haas nauthne khaalko. kaso?????????? alik chotila chotila dinu paryo ni ta.
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mai_chori_sudari
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Posted on 11-16-07 3:55
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ho, second wala chaahi kehi rochak raicha. aru ni jaaos na...
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sharpshooter
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Posted on 11-16-07 4:27
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Let me say this:
Bathroom Coffee you better go and check ur retarded head . Jokes are so retarded... I know you are retarded mofo always.
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AznshawtY
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Posted on 11-16-07 5:40
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some of these are good and gross.. its good to see men's stupid behaviour being pointed out and made fun of sometimes, i mean there's too many of mean or dumb jokes about women everywhere.
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AznshawtY
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Posted on 11-16-07 5:43
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men can be very good at only one thing or two, lot of them are so dependent,>
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Posted on 11-16-07 5:59
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Nice one bathroomcoffee. Liked them (y).
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Posted on 11-16-07 7:33
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thuiya yeshto ni funny baru ganja khayera nai badi haas uthchha yrr.. non stop laughing ..hahhahahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhaha hahahhaahhahahahahhahhahahahhahhahahahaha hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha hahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahaha hahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhah hahahahahhahaahhahahahahhaha hahahahahahahahahhahahahah hahahahahhahahahhahahaha hahahahhahahahahahahah hahahahahhahahahahh hahahhahahahahahah hahahahahhahahah hahhahahahahah hahahahahaha hahhaha
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