Tiger Roars in the Plain again..Go AUBURN!!!

Upset about losing his Job at Auburn, Terry Bowden was rushed to the Emergency room after attempting suicide by drinking a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine and swallowing a hand full of Nitroglycerin pills. When asked about the bruises on his head and check, he said they were from running into the wall in an attempt to make the Nitro explode.

An Auburn Cheerleader came home and complained of the high gas prices.
And furthermore, she was really tired of having to by 'that old gas'.
"I always have the buy the gas from '87, it's all I can afford.
It would really be nice to be able to buy some of the newer gas,
like the '89 or even the '91. As a matter of fact, I was wondering:
Why haven't they made any gas since 1991?"

Two Awbun flight students landing their plane, slam on the brakes and reverse the engines and come to a jolting halt. The pilot says "Wow! This is the shortest runway I've ever seen." The passenger replies "Yeah but it's at least a mile wide!"

Question: If an Aubern player and a Tennessee player are riding in a car who is driving? Answer: The Police.

There was a little boy whose parents were getting a divorce and they were fighting for custody of the child. The divorce judge asked the boy, "Do you want to live with your mother?" The boy replied, "No, she beats me." The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?" The boy replied, "No, he beats me." The judge then said, "Well, you must live with someone. Is their someone you want to live with?" The boy replied, "Yes, I want to live with the Auburn basketball team. They don't beat anybody!"

One day 3 guys died and went to heaven, and before they could go in St. Peter asked them their IQ. The 1st guy said "My IQ is 220", and St. Peter said he should go to where Einstein and Newton were. The 2nd guy said his IQ was 120, and St Peter told hi m he was normal and to go on in and monglke.St Peter asks the third guy his IQ, and the guy said "35"; St. Peter looked and him said "War Eagle".

LOL...those are really funny...keep it coming..

Three Games away from SEC Championship..may be NC too..Getting there slowly but surely!!