I copy pasted it from somewhere;)



Prof. Bihari ( Does not know English) See how & what he
>>>speaks....
>>>
>>># Inside the Class :
>>>* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
>>>* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
>>>* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
>>>* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
>>>corridor
>>>* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
>>>* Both of u three, get out of the class.
>>>* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
>>>nose today...
>>>* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
>>>* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
>>>
>>># About his family :
>>> ----------------
>>>* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
>>>* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
>>>
>>># At the ground :
>>>-------------
>>>* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
>>>* There is no wind in the balloon.
>>>
>>># To a boy, angrily :
>>>-----------------
>>>
>>>* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
>>>
>>>
>>># Giving a punishment :
>>>-------------------
>>>* You, rotate the ground four times...
>>>* You, go and under-stand the tree...
>>>* You three of you, stand together separately.
>>>* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
>>>
>>>
>>># Sir at his best :
>>>---------------
>>>Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened
>>>to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see
>>>them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I
>>>saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>nice english
>>>
>>

This 'a professor...' shit really cracked me up....i couldn't talk for a while....good joke man....!

I> chemistry teacher in campion academy was briefing the students on some chemistry lab work and as he went on talkin he said " put the NaOH in H2S04 and the solution will be HAPPENED".....

II> english teacher in campion said " don't know dance and say path is curved" (nachna na janney agan ..direct translation in english)

III> thakur sir in STX said "your surprize test will be on Tuesday"

It was during an esam. we were not allowed to go to toilet unless it was an emergency. Teachers thought we are going to make cheat if we wanted to go to toilet just after the examination paper. when i was in tenth grade this guy wanted to go to toilet just before he got his examination paper. The teacher was indian she goes lie "control your sense of organ. It has been few minutes that u have stepped in your examination hall" And the guy reply " If i pee in my pants you are responsible" :p and the stupid teacher let him go :(

hey guys..


The only thing i can remember mr Thakur ever said was "I will suspend you all" haha.. he was a funny prick.. saaale le malai fail pani garya thiyo.. i miss those days though.. it was fun. Is he really from bihar? hahaha.. myan wud love ta meet him again... aight laterz

Shads

bihari professor bhanda.. malai euta kura yaad aayo..
euta bihari thiyo mero school.. they went for sum trip..
usle bhanecha..
sabi jana ek sath basnu.. kohi chodinu hudina.. bhanera arulai bhanya..
sala afai harayera babal re hahahahah

hey guys this is not about a bihari professor.....this is about a professor in kathmandu university a couple of years back when i used to study there.....

one day he yelled at the student sitting at the last desk by saying "hey you....there....don't you see it's hot in the classroom.....open that window and let the environment come in!!"

well....the whole class laughed....the teacher too....he thought we were laughing at the dude at the last bench....