Dear guys,
may I know 32 laxans needed for a girl?

Well, those 32 laxans written on ancient bedas are all out-of-date now. It needs a latest patch (anybody from Microsoft? : try considering including that in the upcoming windows service pack or window palladium whichever comes first.) . Anyway it was written in the times when there were no Internet and all and we as humble no-internet-no-life kinda human beings don't believe in anything in that era.
And if we start talking about our own opinion, a few of us will have a difference of opinion especially when we happen to be of different sex and end up having a row. Since most of us believe in democracy to the people for the people and by the people, lets start a poll and publish the top 10 laxans (about the top 32 , we will do that in the new year eve ;-)) that we (no matter of our sex) think are important in a girl of the post-Internet era.

Here is mine (Sex: M)

1) Attractive (at least for me) . (mnemonic: attractiveness)
2) Shud have an IQ score in the 90th percentile. (intelligence)
3) Isn't fascinated by branded stuffs: no Armani, Louis Vitton and stuffs like that. (hates brand)
4) Doesn't compare me with her best fren's boyfriend/husband. (doesn't compare)
5) Knows how to use MS Windows in the least ( knowledge of Linux preferred) (Computer literacy)
6) Knows how to cook (something edible without a false smile on the face ) (Kitchen literacy)
7) Has courage to fight for something she thinks is right (love for logic)
8) Has respect for the elderly and love for the younger ones. (humanity)
9) Has naturally good boobs (Silicon-less). (;-) I'm a guy after all, man)
10) Doesnt talk too much . (unchatty)

Please state your sex in your votes so that we can find out whether there is a correlation between the polls of males and females which in turn might turn out to be a rare evidence of the fact that both sexes are indeed the members of the species : Home Sapiens and can co-exist for a long time to come.

haha,
arch, about the third point... 3) Isn't fascinated by branded stuffs: no Armani, Louis Vitton and stuffs like that. (hates brand)

So what is she going to wear? Kera ko paat? LOL, even K-mart products have brand names... hehe Fruit and looms undies for example. :D

With all those qualities, she won't find any guys a perfect match for her.. hehe.

Well well , that's indeed a problem. Even fruits are branded now-a-days.
Ummm, let's correct no. 3) as follows :
Doesn't spend more than (x + 0.3 y) per month. (x = her salary, y = mine) (safe)

arch119,

In this internet age (to use your phrase), a "home sapien" (your phrase) is indeed a rare species if there exist one such! ;) Unfortunately, I am a working woman with all those mentioned above and fail miserably in the "home sapien" category, unless you mean a "homo sapien"!!!! :P

Kalanki, the only brand name I'd go for is the GAP look and/or Victoria secret! hehehe!

dyammmm.. Sitara ji is like coconut or ookhar... tough from outside - soft and tasty from inside.... Gap from outside- vicotria secret from inside.... now i can't help but imagine sitara ji with some pink VC products.... dyammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Enough of woman bashing. I am ready to marry a looser with no goals, no qualites, simply nothing.( but a thick walet hehe :)

Just kidding :)

Sitara ji,
Accept my apologies for the typo. If you have all those 10 mentioned laxans, then I am sure you will make a good wife and mother someday (if you are not already). But since nobody is perfect, I can't stop imagining what Sitara ji lacks..........

How about guys ??? Do guys have 32 LAXANS ??? Just Curious...........

Rekha,
Glad that you asked! We ,guys, don't need 32 laxans because we didn't get F on sex.

u_day

Too bad U-day, for many of us girls, F=Fabulous!

:))


Arch119, you are right, I have commitment/marriage phobia which cancels each of my 32 Laxans! So, now I am Laxanless. ;))

I am a working woman with all those mentioned above ..

---SITARA, thank you for mentioning that..now i am more into you, knowing that you have, "naturally good boobs (Silicon-less)"... :)

I can't stop imagining what Sitara ji lack...

-- Its simple, she needs a GUY LIKE ME.., without any laxan :) right sitara??

Rattle! Rattle! Rattle! Is that Confused Dumb's fragmented brain or boner?

:O:O *Major BMLBBBBBBBBBBB*

~* Danny ko hagam, lagam thing!..teheheheh :p:p
Danny will always be Danny wiht his seusi arse ! *drool* :p:p
and did u really unnerstand what "Laxan" means? :p
Laxman is Ram ko bhai , if u didn't knw! :p....eheheh confusing you more kya!:p
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InDisGuise,
Awwwwww......thanks for de song! :D A romantic person @ heart but in disguise!
You are forgetting all de other FABULOUS Ladies in here who are not in disguise !!:p:p

"On Christmas you r Miss Santa Claus " <------ and maybe if u are a good boy, I will wear a female Santa suit just fer ya on Christmas this year!! *wink! wink!*
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Kalanki ko kera ko paat!!! hasayooo!! lolz!Kalanki kera ko paat layera, public bus ma travelling in Kalanki chwok!!
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U_Day, Of course u a good boy, so u won't run! ood boy good boy, whctcha gonna do when I dunn run after you? :p..eheheh
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Confused will be one of Sitara dd's "laxan" any day now!!!!:p

*looks around to see if dd is here.....sees dd and hides behind Kalanki ko kera ko paat !*

L_B are you who i think you are :P L_B your words are very suspective...:)

Ladycroft, haha dont hide behind kalanki's kera ko pat, you will make that wild beast come alive :)

so khoi sitara, am i not the right guy for you?

U_Day what do you mean by F ???
F - Fantastic
F - Fabolous
F - Feminie
F - Flirtacious

What is F ???................... Peace Out................

Confused are you "RIGHT"? Not even if you are the last one "LEFT"!

Aunty Croft, I don't know about Laxman, but, you can have this Hanuman!

:))

Sitara Ji which hanuman are you talking about ??? Our dear boy U_Day or someone else ????

Hehehe! Rekha, my hounding Hanuman...not U-day.

SITARA:
The way Confused comes after you and the way you chase him reminds me of "pallo ghar ko jhyal".
I am really afraid..
DP.