height of appreciation: walls of a woman's cunt clapping.

height of patriotism: a bastard taking a pin and poking a hole thorugh every condom

height of pain: a naked man sliding down a razors edge using his balls as breaks

height of frustration: a one armed man hanging on a rope at a fifty storey buliding and suddenly his balls starts ta itch.

height of noise: two skeletons making love on top of a tin roof.

height of lazyness: a man shitting on the beach and waiting for the waves to clean his ass.

height of lazyness (II): a naked woman on top of a naked man waiting for an earthquake to happen.

height of poverty: using the same condom twice.

height of innocence: a sixteen year old girl rubbing her nipple thinking it's a pimple.

height of expectation: gay men buying diapers.

PS: please add more heights of jokes if ya know em....or correct me if i have made any mistakes.....heights kancha

Thaag, that's the pic. of bhavishya ka karnadhaar -- future "yuva" neta haru. Budha budhi huda they will become "yuva" neta... hehe... The guy on the left has classic nose tho... Like the one from "Asterix and Obelix" cartoons...

Height of Sex?
68






(after 69 you have to turn around) ;)

height of height


a man peeing frm the top of falls

uday stop lying ....u r not 5' 9"

aren't earthworms hermaphrodites? So love-making doest require two of 'em. Lemme know if I'm wrong :P

Simps,
But earthworms do make love. They are more capable than U might think :-)

HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each
other.

HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself

HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match

HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded
back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of
shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...

Height of dirtyness _

swim in yhr shit.

height of Pleasure _

Seks

HEIGHT OF PATIENCE .................ENJOY

SimpleGal,

Earthworms are hermaphrodite. However, they have to be in pair for the purpose of reproduction. Each earthworm has both male and female organs, perhaps on 11 and 13th segment of their body. (I read this some 23 years ago in my 8th grade science book or my science teacher 'Binod Sir' explained that to us in class). Therefore, a single earthworm can't make use of their organs. When two come together, both get the work done. Any sajhaite, please correct if I explained incorrectly.

Guna

Height of worldly enjoyment !!!!

Heights of Ecstasy/Pleasure..
Hillary masturbating on top of Mt.Everest

Height of getting screwed up:
Getting fired for reading Height of jokes at work.

height of stupidity

trusting president bush more over your own bush

Height of revenge:

A bastard in front of a condom factory holding a needle...

Height of Fashion:

A sari with a zipper.