-चौतारी - ११८

(विश्वको प्रथम र अनुपम ईन्टरनेट आशु-नाट्यमञ्च)

हाँसो ठट्टा र खुसी बाँड्दै, र मुक्तक, कविता, गजल, कथा आदिमा रमाउँदै अनेकन उकाली ओरालीहरु पार गरेर हामी चौतारीको ११८  औं संस्करणमा आइपुगेका छौं। अहिले यस चौतारी सिमाना पूर्व मेचीबाट बढेर जापानसम्म पुगेको छ भने पश्चिम महाकालीबाट बढेर अमेरिकासम्म बढेको छ। अत एव, सधैं घाम लागिरहने पनि यस चौतारीको विशेषता हो। यस्तो चौतारीमा पाल्नुहुने तपाईंहरुलाई कोटी कोटी स्वागत छ।

"जात,धर्म्,लिंग,राजनिति,भाषा,ब्यक्तिगत रिसइबीमा जस्ता कुरालाइ तिलाञ्जली दिएर मात्रै 'हामी नेपाली' हौ भन्ने र एकआपसमा मित्रभावले रामाइलो गर्न आउनेहरुलाइ चौतारीको बर-पिपल ले हार्दिक स्वागत गर्छ"

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सधैंका झैं यस संस्करणमा पनि आगन्तुक पाहुनाहरुलाई Nepe – नेपे दाजी, Birkhe_Maila –जिम्माल बूढा, जिम्माल बा, बिर्खे माइल्दाइ, Dada_Giri – दादा, दादा बुरो, Nepesahila – साहिंला, Poonte – पून्टे दाई, पून्टेदा, Kick – काका, GautamB. –गोताएँ, गोतामे ज्यू, Shree5 – सिरे, Bhaute –भउते, भौतेकाजी, Nepalean - नमे, Amazing – झिल्के, Sandhurst_Lahure – लाहुरे जेठा, Camoflaged – कुम्ले, Miss_me –मास्टर्नी दिदी, मास्टर्नी नानी, मिस्, Pretty – सान्नानी, Uptowngal – ठूल्नानी, ठूली, Tyra – तितौरी, तिरू, Nirman – निरे, Ruina – रूइना, Matrix_rose – पुष्पपुरी, Ocean – मुन्द्रे, Lau_ta_lau – लाले, Bostonian_nepali – बेंसीथाने नेपाली, Sano_kanchha – सान्कान्छा, Ishwor – ईश्वर, Floraj – फुलौरे, ज्योतिष महाराज, World_map – चित्रे, Echoes – धने, Dalli_Resham – डल्ली फुपू, Subha – सुभे, शुभ दिदी, Chipledhunga – चिप्ले, Foe_4_Misty – मिस्टे, Gwanche – ग्वाँचे, Sajha_user – सन्जु, Vata-ta-ta – भट्टे, Gaalab – गाले, Lootekukur- लुते, Sherpini – शेर्पिनी, Ma_chameli – चमेली, Ramkisne – रामकिस्ने, Nepal_ko_chora- नेप्चे, Cerine – सेरू, Yahoooo – यामे, Harke_kailo – काहिंला, Nails- चरिनंग्रे, Bob_dai – बबे दाई, Deep- दीप ज्यो, Gurl_Interrupted - ईन्द्रेणी , Manepaliketa - माने, Kalankisthan - कैले ,Hetterika!! - हरि, Regal - राँगे, रिकुटे, Juggy - जग्गे, मरन्च्याँसे - च्याँसे, ratamakai - राते, Kinjalk - किन्जे, निसान्त - निसब्रो, निसे, ज्योत्स्ना - ज्योति, rahulvai - राहुलदाइ, vivsag - भिबे, sunima_sh - सुनिमा, डाँउडर्नी नानी, Nepalki_chori - नेप्ची, Hi_nanu, dilute - दिले, rajaharischandra - हरिश, chana_tarkari - चने, nvidia - भेडे, nilgiri - निले, chinde - चिन्डे, rpande - पांडे, unfrenrites - फ्यान्टे, npl2us - नेप्ले, thaple - थाप्ले, resaamfiriri - रेस्सम, रामचन्द्रे - रामे, jwai-sap - ज्वाइ, ForEachOther - फरे, IrishSoldier - इरे, khabardar - खैरे, gundrukkojhol - गुन्द्रुके, Manvi - माइली/मुन्नी, Bhunte - भुन्टेदाइ, Durgesori - दुर्गेदिदी, copycat-बिराले, Madness-मदनवा, dhaniyaa-धनिया, downtown guy-दानव, दाने, shabanam - सब्बु, Ritthe - रिठ्ठे, PallaGhareAntare - अन्तरे, parbatya - पर्वते, SurNaTal - सुन्तले, sky - आकासि मैंयाँ, Maverick_-माकुरे Serial-लहरे, Nepkanchhi - कान्छि, च्याङ्बा, kali.keti - काली crazy_love - लप्पू, visitor - बिष्टे, Harka_Bahadur - हर्के दाइ, Cheli - चेली , Norton - Norton-नेत्रे,deepika02-दीपीका, Spring-बसन्ती, Euta Nepali-टंके, Rawbee-रबी आदि चौतारीवासीहरु हार्दिक स्वागत तथा न्यानो अभिवादन टक्र्याउँछौं।

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Chautari (Chow-tar-ee):

(World's first and finest internet IMPROV in Nepali language)

Running since 7 Sept 2005 in a total of 118 editions.

Meet the world's finest school teacher, unbeatable students, mischievous senior citizens, wildest , vacationing revolutionaries, rethinking moderates, instant dreamerspoets, gifted story-tellers, pot smokers, alcoholics, workoholics, home-makers, pretty damsels, fierce contenders, homelanders, laa-hoo-rays, all on the stage of Chautari of Sajhaland.

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शुभप्रभात ठुल्दाइ, चेली, रबी अनी सान्नानी र पछी आउने सबैलाई

म पनि पिउने है चिया, सान्नानी र चेलीमा जस्ले दिए पनि हुन्छ

ma aba ekhi kahile pani kasailai ni chiya dinna.

jhan katti dukha garera bihan bihna chiya pakara lyaye,

Boldina kasaisanga ni!!

नमस्ते !

कठै चेली किन रिसाको नि त्यसरी ! म खान्छु नि तिमीले ल्याको सेतो कप को चिया मिठो मानेर ! अरु कसैलाई नदेउ है
बरु त्यो दुइटै हात मा घडी ला' हो?

चेली बोलन बोल म सँग त बोल, म खाइ दिन्छु ल तिम्रो बासी चिया।

किन हो रिठ्ठे निकै हँसिलो देख्या छौ नि?

लौ चेली तिमीले उख () गरेको देखेर त मैले जस्ले दिए पनि हुन्छ भनेकी नि , म सँग पनि बोल्दिनौ
नमस्कार रिट्ठे, सञ्चै छौ साथी?

चेली बोलन बोल म सँग त बोल, म खाइ दिन्छु ल तिम्रो बासी चिया।

जोक को कुरा गर्दा मलाई पनि बान्ता सिंह को एउटा हास उठ्ने जोक याद आयो ! मैले पनि टाँसे है कोइ पनि न रिसाउनु

 

Dear  Banta
Vahe  Guru ! 

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.  

We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.  

I won’t be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.  

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.  

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.  

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.  

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash.  He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club.  We were confused as to which piece should we remove?  

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.  

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.  

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died.  And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.    

There isn’t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. 

P.S:  Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter

तारेमाम् के गर्दै हो
अनी सञ्चै - सबैलाई सोधेको फेरी
अँ म पनि सञ्चै, नाम पनि ली हालु कि -
ठुल्दै ज्यु, रबी ज्यु, चेली कान्छी ज्यु,सान्नानी ज्यु, दिपिका ज्यु, रिट्ठे ज्यु
 

उख भन्या के हो तअााााााा?

Dear  Dipika, Namaste ! 
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there.

ए सान्नानी - मेरो मुख सधैं यस्तै हसिलो रशिलो हो नि आज मात्र होइन नि, अनी हामी सञ्चै?
ठुल्दाइ ४, लहरे १.५ (सधैं आउने लाई मात्र २ )
रफी २, के छ हौ नयाँ नौलो?

मलाई पनि जोक राख्न मुन लागो

My Dear

I miss you.  I want to be with you and hold you.  I want to gently touch your face and cup your cheek in my hand as I look into your beautiful eyes.  I want to snuggle and cuddle with you, to just be close to you.  I want to rub your leg and stare across the couch as we talk of our feelings for one another.  I want to hold your hand across the table at a restaurant.  I want others in the restaurant to be jealous of our intimacy and our tender affection for one another. I want to lie next to you in front of a fire and gaze into your eyes while I rub your back.  I want to romance you.  I want you to know how beautiful you are in my eyes.  I want you to know how much I cherish and adore you.  I want to give my heart to you.  I want your heart, I want it all.

With fond affection and longing thoughts,

श्री लहरेकान्त लाकौल,

 'चौतारी रसरंग प्रधान' तथा 'चौतारी गित संगित टाँसटुस माहशाखाका अध्यक्ष' तथा 'चौतारी गालिगलौज तथा निरलज्जि समाजका अध्यक्ष' तथा 'इन लोकेसन, न्यूज डिभिजन चौतारी समाचार समिती का बरिष्ट संवाददाता' तथा 'चौतारी गणतान्त्रिक जदौ सुधार समितीका महासचिब' तथा 'घाइते उद्धार हेतु स्वउद्धार परियोजनाका महानिर्देशक' तथा उस्ताद चौतारी शाम-ए-गलज प्रतिष्ठानका प्रमुख'

 

आच्छ्या जोक भनेको त लोप लेटर पो परेछ

ooho lahare, la la. badhai chha.

लहरे १.५ (सधैं आउने लाई मात्र २ )

१ रिट्ठे १
२ र् ४ पनि।

लहरे र दीपिका लाई पनि २ र ४ एकमुष्ठ।

चेली क्या बाठी के, हत्तपत्त सच्याएर अनी मलाई उख भनेको के हो रे, तर बुझ्यौ मलाई ठीक्क पर्‍यो कत्तिन अरुलाई जिस्काउने भएकी थिए
लहरे ज्यु  यत्तिका दिन सम्म चै कता बेपत्ता नि? हेर बिचरा त्यो गीतान्जली कार्यक्रम को बिजोग। धन्न ठुल्दाइ ले अली अली भने पनि चलाइरहनु भएको छ
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there-----नाइ नाइ रिट्ठे म इनारमा नबस्ने,  इनार बाट बाहिर निकालिदेउ न मलाई है?

 

चेली मलाई के को बधाई - के गरे मैले - के पाये मैले -
दिपिका जि - तेही बिजोक हुन्छ होला भनेर यहाँलाई सह-सन्चालिकामा नियुक्त्त गेर - अनी कर्मचारी हरु यहाँ जस्तै भएछी बिजोक हुँदैन त भनी मैले मलाई नै प्रश्न गरे अनी खै के के - आँफै बिचार गर्नुस् - 

Namaste!  nikai ramailo raicha bihanai aaja.

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!" Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it........ A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars." "I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure. Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone? Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham." (ringing) Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..." Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara." Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it: A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush" Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo." Barbara: "You think?" Maggie: "I'm sure." Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up) Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?" Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo" Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is." Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet." Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara." (clapping) That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest? Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

हुन्छ दीपीका बरु म डोरी फाल्छु तिमी समात है त (अनी म छोड्दिन्छु)! लोल
ल गाउले हो युरो कप फुट्बलको आजको म्याचमा 'जर्मनी Vs क्रोसिया' र 'अस्ट्रिया Vs पोल्यान्ड' मा कस कस्ले जित्छ भन्नुहोस् !
मेरो गेस चाँही जर्मनी र अस्ट्रिया ले जित्छ

नमस्ते पिया !
लोल !

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