enjoy.......... reading


The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777 problems.
So beware of glance!


Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.


Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom"


Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".


Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

MARLBORO:- "Man Always Remember Love Becasue Of Romance Only."

Time for fun yet again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realize you were doing 80 m.p.h. in a 60 m.p.h. zone, sir?" asks the policeman. "That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver. The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down." The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car." That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt," replies the driver. "No, you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seat belt on," says the driver's wife. "Damn it, woman," the driver explodes, "can't you, just for once, keep that big, fat trap of yours shut?" The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car. "Does he often speak to you like this, madam?" "Oh, no, officer," she says, "only when he's drunk."



What's the difference between Secretary and Personal Secretary??
Secretary says "Good Morning Sir" and Personal Secretary says "Morning ho gayee hai Sir"



A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar. A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?" The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal." And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda.' "What's it say?" asks the bartender. The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves."

big applause!!! keep it up guys......hahahahaha

Time again to have some funnnnnnnnnnn...he he he


Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."



Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at DEMAN CONSTRUCTION office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to Reddy". Santa: And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!" Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong. "Santa: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" Manager: "Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down 'I don't know' as the answer. And you wrote 'Neither do I'!"



The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kg
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home.

Funny Ardent..thanx for the reply..6 pm ok ??

Ok Ardent here is my contribution ..LOL




People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work...
make less mistakes

People who do no work...
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time
sending e-mails & playing games at work
I need a promotion.

wow nice logic sristi jee, u got urself a promotion. Clap clap clap clap clap.
aba bhoj kahile khuwaune ta? I am eagerly waiting.

Ha ha ha Harke dai, promotion bhayepacchi hai ta bhoj...LOL

Promotion ta bhai halyo ni aba, i said u r promoted. Aba ta bhoj kya direct. Kaso ta ardent broda.

Ha ha ha ...yeh teso po bhannubhayeko Harkedai...Thank you very very much..and thank you on behalf of Ardent also..

Thank u le hudaina sristi jee, bhoj khaanu paryo, kahile aaune kata aaune bhannus, I will be there. Just gimme date and time and will rush in.

Waiting, for reply


Hope ardent won't mind

Haree...Kina yeti hatar harke dai...pakhnush na purai invitation letter nai dimla ne.. I will chat with Ardent tonight about it and then invitation dim la ne hai..LOL

Hus hajur.

Harke Dai, looks like you will get two in one invitation from Sristi. You are lucky. Peace

He he he he ...bhoj khuwane tayari gardai SRISTI....ya u do cook well i know that....especially that Kukhura ko masu...yum yum yum...he he he

Ok time for jokes again...he he he

Sardarji is travelling by train.
He feels sleepy, so he gives the guy opposite 20 rupees to wake him up when his station comes.
This guy is a barber. He feels that for 20 rupees Sardarji deserves more.
So, when Sardarji falls asleep, the barber quietly shaves off his beard.
When the station arrives, he wakes up Sardarji and sends him home.
Reaching home, he goes to wash his face, and suddenly screams when he sees the mirror.
Sardarni asks, "What's the matter?"
"The cheat on the train takes my 20 rupees and wakes up someone else!"


Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions hisfather.
"Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half
the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question,
"Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from
1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father,
"Dad,today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old.


Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one Else
could write in his checkbook other than him if he lost his checkbook?

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything i need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ i would love to hear from you.

Love
Your $on
-----------
-----------
The Reply
-----------
-----------
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOrs student busy. Do NOt forget that pursuit of kNOwlegde is NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love
Yours Dad

LOL Ardent...

From my side hai...

Sristi: Aja harkedai lai khana bolaune
Ardent: Huncha. Time for jokes again...

Sristi: Kukhura ko masu pakau timilai maan parne jastai?
Ardent: Woahh ok. Time for fun yet again.

Sristi: Harkedai le rakshi ni khancha hola. JD ra 24 packs pani laaunu parla hai.
Ardent: Yipeeeeeeee.Time again to have some fun.

Sristi: Hyaaa kina yetro jhanjhat. Baru ma harkedai sanga dinner jaula bahira. $50 nikale hai timro 'wallet' bata.

Ardent: Huh. T...I...M....E tooooooooo have some funnnnnnnn againnnnnnnnnn.
Joorrr ka jhatkaa dheere se lageeeeeeeeee. Mirindaaaaaaaaaa :)


Heehehehhehe... Ardent dude. J/k hai. Kyarne.. aja feri besi sajha ma aiiyooo :((. Sristi ko eyes kasto cha re Ardent bro. Killer eyes re. LOL hahahah ani kapal kasto re. hehehhe. Anyways, I enjoy your jokes Ardent. Keep it up. Sristi, hope ya wouldn;t mind ;). Harkedai dude. Enjoy bhoj.

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

Sure indi bro, if ardent bro doesn't mind. re kya.

Dinner jana ta ajha daamiz ni hoina ra. Sristi jee kahile jaane ta ? Don't worry, i don't drink.


Will be waiting for a call

Ha ha ha ha ha ...Lau na Indisguise ji i wish your dialogue would come true one day.... except that one dialogue "Hyaaa kina yetro jhanjhat. Baru ma harkedai sanga dinner jaula bahira. $50 nikale hai timro 'wallet' bata" .....chyaaaaaa I am not going with anyone without leaving my Ardent alone LOL..anee i don't need to take 50 $ from Ardent wallet kya...i would never have to ask for that ...LOL...Baru Indisguise ji, Ardent is more of romantic cute guy with a sense of humour ..so may be you should revise a little bit of your dialogues...

Ani Harkedai , it is good to see that you don't drink just like Ardent...keep it up. Chyaaa yo harkedai kati hatar gareko ho. Mero promotion letter nai ayyeko chaina..ayeepachi sure treat dim lai hai ta ....LOL

Sristi has not updated personal info.
???? damn !