It's friday again..So n'joy!!

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
a cordless drill, and
a black lace bra...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
One friend who
Always makes her
Laugh...
And one
Who lets her cry...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A good piece of furniture
not previously owned by
Anyone else in her family...

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
Eight matching plates,
Wine glasses with stems,
And a recipe for a meal that will
Make her guests feel honored.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A feeling of control over Her destiny...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love Without losing herself...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
HOW TO QUIT A JOB
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER

AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE
FRIENDSHIP...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
When to try harder... and
WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That she can't change
The length of her calves,
The width of her hips, or
The nature of her parents...


EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
That her childhood
May not have been Perfect...

but; Its over...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she would and Wouldn't
Do for love or more...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to live alone...
even if She doesn't like it...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Whom she can trust, Whom she can't,
And why she shouldn't Take it personally...

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
Where to go...
Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..
Or a charming inn in the woods...
When her soul needs soothing..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
What she can and can't accomplish
In a day...
A month...
And a year.

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
WHEN TO STOP !!!

A man came up with this surely? DUH...

most definitely..

Good one! YOu should have edited the last part out though, for women never stop! what good are buses and trains then.. right???? :D

NOTE: You need sense of humour to proceed!

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.

What did God say after creating man? "I can do so much better."

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.

Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. :p

appy friday!

Good one Lemoneyyy. ;) welcome back girl.

Hey Flips! ma ta yehi thiye, thankx for the welcome anyways! Howz you?

Sndy,it was great !
Lemon,enjoyed ur stuff!

If this happed we have to erase DIVORCE from Dictionary

Understanding a Woman


We need REALLY MEANS I want

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You want REALLY MEANS You need

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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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Yes REALLY MEANS No

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No REALLY MEANS No

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Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?


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:O :O

geez what's the big deal here??

Why Beer Is Better Than Women

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

A hangover will go away.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer never has a headache.

A beer will never nag you.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with friends.

You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

A beer is always wet.

A beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

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whats up wit the 'good wife's guide'? Sounds like something Martha would have said in 1930s..too bad. For the girls of my generation, the list sounds so out of place, i can actually laugh about it. Too bad most of the women in Nepal are groomed to be the 'perfect wife' and do all the things in the list. Now that both the men and women are working, who is in charge of serving a hot/cold drink and taking off the shoes?

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

wo wo...let's slow down here..we're talking about wonderful topic here..WOMEN.
Thanks Shwetaa. Glad you liked it.