mine is
amitabh(in sharabi)- agar is mombatti ke bujhne se pehle woh nahin aayee to humein mombattiyon se humesha ke liye nafrat ho jayega.

zhyapee, goto read the link i posted.

प्रेम चोपडा " नङगा नहाएगा क्या और निचोडेगा क्या?"

here are mine..
1) Kutte kamine mein tera khun pee jaunga..
2) Mein tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hun..
3) bhagwan mein ne aajtak tujhse kuch nahin maga magar..
lol :D

hamari kishti uha dubi jaha pani kam tha.

Khud to dube sanam hame bhi le dube ( Our Math teacher use to use this a lot).

HERA FERI

tabu enters room meanwhile pares rawal's dhoti falls down which he is unaware of!:D

sunil shetty:uthaley uthaley

*paresh rawal looks at tabu and says*
paresh rawal :kaisey uthawu kam se kam 40/45 kg ki hogi

suni shetty: arey dhoti uthaley

rest i forgot.it was very hilarious!!:d

In the same movie
paresh rawal : hey bhagawaan uthaale, are mereko nahi isko (pointing towards sunil shetty or akchya kuma)

movie: KKKG
shah rukh : mithai 1 kg ka kitna
Johny lever : 50 rs
Johny lever pointing towards his wife : eh hai 50 kg free me...

Aarzoo jhoot hai, kahaani hai
Aarzoo ka fareb khaana nahin
Khush jo rehna ho zindagi mein tumhe
Dil kisi se kabhi lagaana nahin


Kyoon banaati ho tum ret ke yeh mahal
Jinko ek roz khud hi mitaaogi tum
Aaj kehti ho is diljale se pyaar hai tumhe
Kal mera naam tak bhool jaaogi tum



Ek pal mein jo aakar guzar jaata hai
Yeh hawa ka voh jhonka hai, aur kuch nahin
Pyaar kehti hai yeh saari duniya jisse
Ek rangeen dhoka hai, aur kuch nahin

RABAT ISE SUI LAGE KE SIDE MAIN DALDO.
TAKI POLICE SAMJHEGI SUICIDE CASE HAI

HUMMMMMMM ANGREJ KE JAMANEKO JAILOR HAINNNN..

YAHAN PARINDA BHI PAR NAHI MAR SAKTA...HAA

HAMARE JASUS KONE KONE KONEEEEE MAIN FAILE HUYE HAIN...HAA

HAME HAR SAL BALDI KARDIYA JATA HAI... LEKIN
YETNI BADLIYOUN KE VAAD BHI HUMMM NAHI BADLEE.. HAAA


SALA NAU TANKI GHARI GHARI DRAMA KARTA HAI..

jab koi hindi movie mein actress ka rape honewala hota hai to bhagwan bahoot khoos hota hai kyun ki actress kehti hai " BHAGWAN KE LIYE MUJHE CHHOD DO!! "BHAGWAN KE LIYE MUJHE CHHOD DO" ". aur villain kehta hai "LAAYE HAMARE LIYE CHHOD DE BHAGWAN KE LIYE?"

हेराफेरी:(रुइनाको लागि):
त्यसपछि तब्बुसँग सुनिल सेट्टि बाहिर जान्छ। अनि अक्षय कुमार
"देखा, देखा?"
परेश रावल:
"कहाँ देखा, उसके देखनेसे पेहेले हि मैने झट्टसे धोती खिंचली ना।"
अक्षय कुमार:
"नहिईई, वो श्याम के पिछे गोपियाँ कैसे मन्डरारहिथी वो देखा?"

मुन्नाभाइ एमबिबिएस:
"साला दोसो छे टाइपके तो हड्डि होता है बडिपे, तोड्नेके टाइम थोडा याद रहेता है हमको?"

.Faata Poster Nikla Hero........

Devdass, although at times a painfully slow movie, it had its share of total "masaledaar" dialogs that only these total filmy folks can chalk-out. But with Aishworya flaunting her breathtaking moves, oh boy, for once I wished I was Devdass (as if I am not now ;))even after knowing his piteous end. That was nothing in comparison with those few idyllic moments he had with Aishworya.

Few of my favorite

Maa ne kaha ye ghar chod do, babu ji ne kaha yeh gau chod do, sab ne kaha paro ko chod do, Paro ne kaha saraab (Cigarette) chod do. Kisi din koi kahega ki yeh sajha* hi chod do. :(

Duniya*
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I object my-lord, I object. Mein IndisGuise* Mukharji, son of Thakur Senior IndisGuise Mukharji, ............ ( you are guilty).... ( looks like i forgot it. It was foonnnyyy :D)

* Devdas

:)

" pata hai nepal mai chori kyun nahi hoti? ....... Kyon ki unha pe sab log bahdur( they meant Paale) hote hain" ~~~unknown film.

dhoti ko dialogue bhanne re thitta haru le.

nepesahila;
ajhai phone auncha ni paresh rawalko ma .hahaha i dont remember those dialogue but it was ekdaam funny!
best comedy movie in bollywood .(malai lageko)

herapheri heryau indi?!hera itss ekdaaamai funny:d

have phun
ruIna

Bluff master:
Nanapatekar main villain,Abhishek bachan bluff master!
(both arguing for some money matter)

Abhishek bachan: malaum hai main ladies loogon ke saath shopping kyun nahi kartaa? kyun ki ladies bhautol jyada kartein hain.
Nana patekar: achha daiogue mara ,likhley kabhi kam ayeegi.

aile yahi matrai yaad ayo!

Yeah hereko thiye ruina rani. Yes, it was very funny. Dialog samjhina khojda hola ahile sachai hanhanti jwor po ayo. Not even kiddin :(

I will look in to this and shall entertain thee pachi hai.

Another gacchi dialog:

Hume to apno ne luta gairon mein kaha dum tha,
Meri kasti thi dubi waha jaha paani kaam tha.

;)

A scene from Rangila where Aamir Khan takes banana from a street vendor without paying a dime and when the vendor complains, Aamir khan says " chup be dhoti".

((((((ruIna)))))))) (echoo echo ech ec e ..)
I guess it was "Lawarish"... :P Amitabh Bachchan ko...
His first day at work... There is a long line and Amitabh, out of nowhere, goes to the front and starts signing his name... somebody shouts from the back, "Oye, Line idhar ku hain"... Amitabh doesn't even bother to turn back and says ... "Line wohi se suru hota hain jahan hum khade hote hain"... :P

Andaz Apna Apna: Amir Khan has to light up his Bidi... ehe... He finds someone who is smoking a Cigarette. He goes to the guy, borrows his cigarette, lights up his Bidi, and gives the bidi to the guy and takes his cigarette and walks away. :P

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