We have breaking news:
our corps de sleeze reporter Truffo Galzetta had the opportunity to
talk to the royal astrologer Budweis Raj Duwai who is since years in
very close contact with former king Gyanendra and his personal
consultant.

According to Duwai Paras is very concerned about the recent
declining physical as well as mental state of his father Gyanendra.
This is also the reason why Paras left Kathmandu today. He is trying to
secure the best possible treatment for his father. And where better to
get that than in Singapore.

In a slip of tongue royal astrologer Budweis Duwai hinted at some
fairly weird showings of king Gyanendra that according to him, well
aware that he is no doctor, are perhaps due to the new surroundings in
which his majesty has to get by these days. Former king Gyanendra seems
to suffer from a DNA metaflux insufficiency. Typical in such state is a
kind of yearning for the ‘alma mater’ and this can translate into
temporary attachment to female clothing and/or tranny-like behavior.

In this shocking photo Gyanendra is seen wearing a lady G-string, his majesty calls it the ‘royal thong’.

It is in general against our highest journalistic ethics to show
such kind of cheap shots, but the severeness of events in recent days
leave us obliged to inform the interested public. In no way do we
intend to commit lèse majesté. Needless to say that we deeply feel with
former queen Komal. Nous sommes désolé. Om Salaam!