One Sardar went to a cloth store and he asked to have a 14 inch curtain.
Seller: why do u need such a small curtain?
Sardar: I have just ordered a PC
Seller: So?
Sardar: It comes with window

hehehehe, here is another :

sardarji : who posted this joke in sajha?

zee: samosa

sardarji:  i didnt ask u what you ate today !!!

zee:

hehehehe, no offense, here is another one:

sardarji : who again posted this joke in sajha under thread "sardar jee"?

hami_nepali : zee

sardarji:  i didnt ask u which channel u mostly watch  ?

hami_nepali:

here is another one:

sardarji: who again posted this joke in sajha under thread 'sardar jee'?

axara: (h)ami_nepali

sardarji: i didn't ask you if you were bengali

 

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 hehehehe, here is another :

sardar zee : who again and again and again posted this joke in sajha under thread 'sardar jee'?

zee: axara

saradar zee: my name is sardar zee, your name is zee...name is not valid..when there is no zee...tell him to change name to axara zee.

zee:

 

Here is another one:

Sardarji: who again posted this joke in sajha under thread 'sardar jee'?

Drifter: Zee

Sardarji; I didn't ask you what you smoke?  ZEE (Gaaja)

Drifter :

Zee dai stop smoking narcotics otherwise they will revoke your OPT hehee...Jpt!

hehehehehe..........Here is another one:

Sardarji: who again posted this joke in sajha under thread 'sardar jee'?

Drifter: Zee dai

Sardarji:who is this zee dai?

Drifter : zee dai is good fren of Harold and Kumar.

Sardai ji: Drifter u asshole...Harold and Kumar smoke everynight.

Drifter : so does zee dai..

Sardar ji: if u are zee dai's bhai.. why dont u smoke every night?

Drifter: I will smoke from tonight ,just to show u that I am zee dai's bhai

Drifter started smoking good stuff everynight...one night....

Sardar ji : what r u smoking?

Drifter : zee

Sardar ji: why are u smoking your brother ??...u asshole....

 

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Okay here is mine:
Sardarji: Who posted this joke under thread "sardarji"?
Zee: Zee did.
Sardarji: Who Zee?
Zee: (scared of sardarji) MuZee (meant to say me zee).

;P

sab jpt......anyway i enjoyed....

here is mine too:

Sardarji: Who posted all the  jokes under thread "sardarji"?

A loud sound came : we did!!! ( samosa,zee, hami nepali , drifter,axara and LinQ shouted at once)

Sardarji: I forgot i came to mental hospital by mistake ..Sorry!!!!

 

 

 

ehehehe...here is next:

Sardarji: Who posted all the  jokes under thread "sardarji"?

A loud sound came : we did!!! ( samosa,zee, hami nepali , drifter,axara and LinQ shouted at once)

angle: and I did too..please count me in...

Sardarji: I forgot i came to mental hospital by mistake ..Sorry!!!!

angle : Sardar ji..u r home...i m your son 'sardar angle'....

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